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Fri\u00f0geir Einarsson<\/h3>\n\n\n\n
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\u00cd n\u00f3tt dreymdi mig a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 hef\u00f0um fengi\u00f0 tilbo\u00f0 \u00ed n\u00fdja eldh\u00fasinnr\u00e9ttingu. Tilbo\u00f0i\u00f0 var yfir tuttugu millj\u00f3nir. M\u00e9r bl\u00f6skra\u00f0i \u00ed draumnum og var l\u00e9tt a\u00f0 vakna. Ef \u00fe\u00fa ert a\u00f0 lesa \u00feetta \u00ed framt\u00ed\u00f0inni \u00fearftu a\u00f0 vita a\u00f0 \u00feetta er f\u00e1r\u00e1nlega h\u00e1 upph\u00e6\u00f0. H\u00fan er \u00fea\u00f0 allavega fyrir okkur, mig og konuna m\u00edna. \u00c9g var a\u00f0 vonast til a\u00f0 \u00feetta yr\u00f0i \u00ed kringum millj\u00f3n, allavega undir tveimur. \u00c9g er enn a\u00f0 vona \u00fea\u00f0. Vi\u00f0 h\u00f6fum vel a\u00f0 merkja enn ekki kalla\u00f0 eftir tilbo\u00f0um. \u00c9g vil a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 gerum \u00fea\u00f0 \u00feegar vi\u00f0 erum alveg tilb\u00fain. \u00dea\u00f0 fer a\u00f0 ver\u00f0a t\u00edmab\u00e6rt. \u00deegar vi\u00f0 fluttum \u00ed \u00edb\u00fa\u00f0ina fyrir fj\u00f3rum \u00e1rum \u00e1kv\u00e1\u00f0um vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 myndum fara a\u00f0 huga a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 taka eldh\u00fasi\u00f0 \u00ed gegn eftir \u00ferj\u00fa \u00e1r. \u00cdb\u00fa\u00f0in var eins n\u00e1l\u00e6gt \u201edrauma\u00edb\u00fa\u00f0inni\u201c og vi\u00f0 h\u00f6f\u00f0um efni \u00e1 \u00e1 \u00feeim t\u00edma, en eldh\u00fasinnr\u00e9ttingin var og er hreinasta h\u00f6rmung. M\u00f6rgum \u00fe\u00e6tti \u00feetta full dj\u00fapt \u00ed \u00e1rinni teki\u00f0, \u00fea\u00f0 er \u00ed sj\u00e1lfu s\u00e9r ekkert a\u00f0 henni. H\u00fan er bara komin til \u00e1ra sinna og lj\u00f3t, m\u00e9r finnst \u00fea\u00f0. \u00deau sem bjuggu h\u00e9rna \u00e1 undan okkur l\u00e9tu lappa upp \u00e1 hana \u00e1\u00f0ur en \u00feau settu \u00edb\u00fa\u00f0ina \u00e1 s\u00f6lu, vafalaust fyrst og fremst til a\u00f0 eldh\u00fasi\u00f0 myndi l\u00edta vel \u00fat \u00e1 myndunum \u00ed fasteignaaugl\u00fdsingunni og auka \u00feannig ver\u00f0gildi \u00edb\u00fa\u00f0arinnar. \u00deau m\u00e1lu\u00f0u sk\u00e1phur\u00f0irnar \u00ed sorglegum gr\u00e1um lit sem \u00e9g geri r\u00e1\u00f0 fyrir a\u00f0 hafi veri\u00f0 valinn til a\u00f0 passa vi\u00f0 hva\u00f0a vegglit sem er, og l\u00e9tu setja n\u00fdja bor\u00f0pl\u00f6tu \u00far plasth\u00fa\u00f0u\u00f0u l\u00edmtr\u00e9. \u00deetta er \u00f3d\u00fdr plata, sj\u00e1lfsagt \u00f3d\u00fdrasta t\u00fdpan, ma\u00f0ur finnur \u00fea\u00f0 \u00feegar ma\u00f0ur snertir hana. Undir plasth\u00fa\u00f0inni er gr\u00e1yrj\u00f3tt munstur sem sj\u00e1lfsagt \u00e1 a\u00f0 l\u00edkja eftir steini en blekkir engan. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00c9g skil a\u00f0 f\u00f3lki\u00f0 sem bj\u00f3 h\u00e9rna \u00e1 undan okkur hafi ekki vilja\u00f0 spandera h\u00e1um fj\u00e1rh\u00e6\u00f0um \u00ed innr\u00e9ttingu fyrst \u00feau voru hvort sem er a\u00f0 fara a\u00f0 flytja, en \u00f3ska \u00feess stundum a\u00f0 \u00feau hef\u00f0u l\u00e1ti\u00f0 s\u00e9r n\u00e6gja a\u00f0 r\u00edfa g\u00f6mlu innr\u00e9ttinguna \u00far og skili\u00f0 eftir opi\u00f0 s\u00e1ri\u00f0, t\u00f3m sem hef\u00f0i veri\u00f0 a\u00f0kallandi fyrir okkur a\u00f0 fylla upp \u00ed \u00feegar vi\u00f0 fluttum inn. \u00de\u00e1 v\u00e6rum vi\u00f0 ekki \u00ed \u00feessari st\u00f6\u00f0u \u00ed dag. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00dea\u00f0 kemur samt fyrir a\u00f0 gestir hr\u00f3si innr\u00e9ttingunni, segi a\u00f0 \u00feeim finnist h\u00fan vera smart. \u00dea\u00f0 getur veri\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00feeim finnist \u00fea\u00f0 \u00ed raun og veru, en l\u00edklega eru \u00feeir bara a\u00f0 reyna a\u00f0 vera kurteisir, eru a\u00f0 leita eitthva\u00f0 uppi til a\u00f0 hr\u00f3sa eins og gesta er von og v\u00edsa. \u00de\u00e1 kinka \u00e9g kolli eins og \u00e9g s\u00e9 samm\u00e1la, e\u00f0a allavega ekki \u00f3samm\u00e1la, en \u00f3ska \u00feess au\u00f0vita\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00feau segi satt, \u00feegi a\u00f0 \u00f6\u00f0rum kosti. \u00c9g get ekki tr\u00faa\u00f0 a\u00f0 einhverjum finnist \u00feetta fallegt, \u00feessi litur, \u00feessi form. H\u00f6nnunin er \u00f6ll hin nytsamlegasta, \u00fea\u00f0 ver\u00f0ur ekki fr\u00e1 henni teki\u00f0. L\u00e6gsti samnefnari fyrir me\u00f0almanneskjur. Allt \u00e1 s\u00ednum sta\u00f0, allt \u00feetta helsta, \u00f3d\u00fdr eldav\u00e9l, sk\u00edts\u00e6ll vaskur, upp\u00fevottav\u00e9l sem \u00fev\u00e6r illa, g\u00f6mul og sk\u00edtug vifta, lj\u00f3tur \u00edssk\u00e1pur. Enginn st\u00edll yfir neinu. Engin hugsun. \u00deetta er l\u00edti\u00f0 anna\u00f0 en starfsst\u00f6\u00f0<\/em> sem dugar til a\u00f0 elda einfaldar m\u00e1lt\u00ed\u00f0ir, \u00fear sem metna\u00f0arlaust f\u00f3lk getur leyst \u00fe\u00e1 l\u00edfsnau\u00f0syn eins og hverja a\u00f0ra skyldu. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Au\u00f0vita\u00f0 veit \u00e9g a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 er vel h\u00e6gt a\u00f0 ey\u00f0a tuttugu millj\u00f3num \u00ed eldh\u00fas. \u00dea\u00f0 er ekki einu sinni erfitt, ekki s\u00edst ef ma\u00f0ur \u00e1 vi\u00f0skipti vi\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e6r verslanir sem \u00e9g hef sko\u00f0a\u00f0 \u00ed. Vafalaust spandera margir \u00feess h\u00e1ttar upph\u00e6\u00f0um \u00e1n \u00feess a\u00f0 blikka auga. F\u00f3lk me\u00f0 \u00feess h\u00e1ttar kaupgetu. F\u00f3lk sem s\u00e9r ekkert \u00fev\u00ed til fyrirst\u00f6\u00f0u a\u00f0 nota fj\u00e1rmuni s\u00edna til a\u00f0 b\u00e6ta l\u00edfsg\u00e6\u00f0i fj\u00f6lskyldunnar. \u00deetta skil \u00e9g vel. \u00c9g myndi fara eins a\u00f0 ef \u00e9g \u00e6tti efni \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed. Eldh\u00fasi\u00f0 er fyrir augum manns \u00e1 hverjum degi, \u00fea\u00f0 herbergi sem ma\u00f0ur ver hva\u00f0 mestum t\u00edma \u00ed fyrir utan svefnherbergi\u00f0. \u00cd flj\u00f3tu brag\u00f0i get \u00e9g ekki \u00edmynda\u00f0 m\u00e9r betri r\u00e1\u00f0st\u00f6fun \u00e1 tuttugu millj\u00f3num. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00dea\u00f0 er gr\u00e1tleg kaldh\u00e6\u00f0ni a\u00f0 f\u00f3lk sem \u00e1 tuttugu millj\u00f3nir \u00e1 lausu s\u00e9 sennilega \u00fea\u00f0 f\u00f3lk sem hefur einna minnst gagn af eldh\u00fasi, f\u00f3lk sem getur einfaldlega leyft s\u00e9r a\u00f0 sn\u00e6\u00f0a \u00e1 veitingah\u00fasum e\u00f0a hafa manneskju \u00ed vinnu til a\u00f0 sj\u00e1 um matseldina. \u00c9g \u00edmynda m\u00e9r a\u00f0 r\u00edkt f\u00f3lk geri ekki anna\u00f0 \u00ed eldh\u00fasinu en a\u00f0 s\u00e6kja s\u00e9r d\u00fdra, l\u00edfr\u00e6na, innlenda j\u00f3g\u00fart \u00far tv\u00f6f\u00f6ldum \u00edssk\u00e1p me\u00f0 fr\u00f6nskum hur\u00f0um. E\u00f0a kannski a\u00f0 l\u00e1ta sj\u00e1lfvirka kaffiv\u00e9l me\u00f0 kv\u00f6rn \u00fatb\u00faa fyrir sig heitan drykk. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Vi\u00f0 leyfum okkur sjaldan \u00feann muna\u00f0 a\u00f0 bor\u00f0a \u00fati, \u00e9g og konan m\u00edn. A\u00f0 fara \u00e1 veitingah\u00fas er ofmeti\u00f0 \u00fe\u00f3 a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 geti veri\u00f0 notalegt. Konan m\u00edn segir i\u00f0ulega a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 sem vi\u00f0 f\u00e1um \u00e1 veitingah\u00fasum jafnist ekki \u00e1 vi\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 sem \u00e9g elda heima. Oftast er \u00e9g samm\u00e1la, \u00fe\u00f3 a\u00f0 \u00e9g segi sj\u00e1lfur fr\u00e1. \u00deetta er fyrst og fremst spurning um r\u00e9tt hr\u00e1efni og r\u00e9tta me\u00f0h\u00f6ndlun. Ef ma\u00f0ur kann til verka er \u00f3\u00fearfi a\u00f0 borga f\u00f3lki \u00fati \u00ed b\u00e6 fyrir a\u00f0 gera \u00fea\u00f0. \u00dea\u00f0 \u00fearf varla a\u00f0 taka fram a\u00f0 \u00e9g er mikill \u00e1hugama\u00f0ur um mat og matarger\u00f0, gr\u00faska miki\u00f0, ligg \u00ed b\u00f3kum. \u00cd eldh\u00fasinu sem \u00e9g s\u00e9 fyrir m\u00e9r ver\u00f0ur b\u00f3kahilla. \u00deegar vi\u00f0 viljum gera okkur dagamun, \u00e9g og konan m\u00edn, reyni \u00e9g a\u00f0 finna spennandi uppskrift sem vi\u00f0 h\u00f6fum aldrei smakka\u00f0 \u00e1\u00f0ur. Gef m\u00e9r g\u00f3\u00f0an t\u00edma \u00ed a\u00f0 t\u00edna saman bestu hr\u00e1efnin og nostra vi\u00f0 framsetninguna. \u00c9g spyr konuna m\u00edna gjarnan hva\u00f0 h\u00fan haldi a\u00f0 h\u00fan \u00feyrfti a\u00f0 borga fyrir tiltekna m\u00e1lt\u00ed\u00f0 \u00e1 veitingasta\u00f0. \u00dea\u00f0 er skemmtilegur leikur. Sparna\u00f0inn m\u00e1 s\u00ed\u00f0an me\u00f0 g\u00f3\u00f0ri samvisku leggja fyrir, l\u00e1ta ganga upp \u00ed n\u00fdja innr\u00e9ttingu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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\u00cd draumi snerti \u00e9g bor\u00f0pl\u00f6tuna. \u2013 \u00deetta er v\u00f6kudraumur sem \u00e9g hef sami\u00f0 sj\u00e1lfur og rifja upp a\u00f0 minnsta kosti einu sinni \u00e1 dag til a\u00f0 hann gleymist ekki, en l\u00edka af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 hann er notalegur. \u00c9g kann betur a\u00f0 meta dagdrauma en \u00fe\u00e1 sem mann dreymir \u00feegar ma\u00f0ur er sofandi. Draumar sem mann dreymir \u00e1 n\u00f3ttunni eiga \u00fea\u00f0 til a\u00f0 enda \u00f6\u00f0ruv\u00edsi en ma\u00f0ur hef\u00f0i vilja\u00f0, byrja kannski \u00e1g\u00e6tlega en sveigja s\u00ed\u00f0an af braut og enda \u00ed einhverju stressi og hryllingi. \u00dea\u00f0 finnst m\u00e9r synd \u00fev\u00ed draumar g\u00e6tu veri\u00f0 svo \u00e1g\u00e6tur gri\u00f0asta\u00f0ur fr\u00e1 raunveruleikanum; \u00ed \u00feeim getur b\u00f3kstaflega allt gerst: s\u00f3\u00f0alegar kynfer\u00f0isfantas\u00edur geta r\u00e6st \u00e1n \u00feess a\u00f0 s\u00e1rindi e\u00f0a vandr\u00e6\u00f0agangur hlj\u00f3tist af, ma\u00f0ur getur tro\u00f0i\u00f0 \u00ed sig vi\u00f0bj\u00f3\u00f0slega \u00f3hollum mat \u00e1n \u00feess a\u00f0 \u00feurfa a\u00f0 f\u00e1st vi\u00f0 aflei\u00f0ingarnar. Af hverju m\u00e1 ma\u00f0ur ekki nj\u00f3ta \u00feess? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

M\u00ednir draumar \u2013 \u00feeir sem mig dreymir me\u00f0an \u00e9g sef \u2013 einkennast flestir, ef ekki allir, af kv\u00ed\u00f0a, v\u00e6nis\u00fdki og sektarkennd. Mj\u00f6g oft hef \u00e9g frami\u00f0 einhvern \u00f3r\u00e6\u00f0an gl\u00e6p og lagt \u00e1 fl\u00f3tta. Sem endurspeglar alls ekki \u00feann veruleika sem \u00e9g upplifi me\u00f0an \u00e9g er vakandi. \u00cd draumnum sem \u00e9g sm\u00ed\u00f0a sj\u00e1lfur hef \u00e9g stj\u00f3rn, \u00fearf ekki a\u00f0 upplifa neitt sl\u00e6mt. \u2013<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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\u00cd draumnum m\u00ednum \u2013 \u00feessum sem \u00e9g hef sami\u00f0 \u2013 snerti \u00e9g bor\u00f0pl\u00f6tuna. \u00c9g legg flatan l\u00f3fa \u00e1 hana, str\u00fdk fingrunum eftir henni eins og \u00e9g s\u00e9 a\u00f0 lesa eitthva\u00f0 um hana, eins og \u00fea\u00f0 s\u00e9 skrifa\u00f0 me\u00f0 mj\u00f6g grunnu blindraletri. H\u00fan segir m\u00e9r hvar h\u00fan hefur veri\u00f0, hvernig h\u00fan komst til m\u00edn. Vi\u00f0 myndum tengsl. Efni\u00f0 skiptir \u00f6llu m\u00e1li. Ry\u00f0fr\u00edtt st\u00e1l er prakt\u00edskt, \u00e1 me\u00f0an vi\u00f0ur, til d\u00e6mis eik, gefur hl\u00fdlegan og notalegan bl\u00e6. Plast kemur ekki til greina. Steinn hefur meiri vigt, ekki bara b\u00f3kstaflega heldur finnur ma\u00f0ur \u00fea\u00f0, me\u00f0 skynf\u00e6runum, augunum og h\u00fa\u00f0inni, a\u00f0 hann er kominn til a\u00f0 vera, hann endist. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ef \u00e9g \u00e6tti tuttugu millj\u00f3nir myndi \u00e9g hins vegar velja \u00edtalskan marmara. Allt vi\u00f0 marmara er \u00ed efsta stigi, hann er sl\u00e9ttastur, hvort tveggja \u00ed senn har\u00f0astur og m\u00fdkstur, n\u00e1tt\u00farulegastur, varanlegastur. Menningararfleif\u00f0 Vesturlanda er var\u00f0veitt \u00ed marmara. Vissulega er au\u00f0veldara a\u00f0 \u00fer\u00edfa og me\u00f0h\u00f6ndla \u00f6nnur yfirbor\u00f0. Hann tekur \u00ed sig lit sem n\u00e6st illa \u00far, \u00ed sumum tilfellum alls ekki. T\u00farmerik borgar sig til d\u00e6mis ekki a\u00f0 nota \u00ed kringum marmara. Og Gu\u00f0 hj\u00e1lpi \u00fe\u00e9r ef \u00fe\u00fa hellir s\u00edtr\u00f3nusafa e\u00f0a \u00f6\u00f0rum s\u00farum v\u00f6kva \u00e1 hann. Marmari er ekki efni\u00f0 sem ma\u00f0ur velur s\u00e9r ef ma\u00f0ur \u00e1 b\u00f6rn sem br\u00e1\u00f0um fara a\u00f0 hj\u00e1lpa til \u00ed eldh\u00fasinu, jafnvel a\u00f0 fara a\u00f0 myndast vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 bjarga s\u00e9r sj\u00e1lf. Auk \u00feess sem \u00e9g s\u00e9 ekki hvernig vi\u00f0 k\u00e6mum gegnheilli marmarapl\u00f6tu gegnum \u00f6ll stigaop og alla lei\u00f0 upp \u00e1 fj\u00f3r\u00f0u h\u00e6\u00f0 til okkar. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00c9g geri r\u00e1\u00f0 fyrir a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 yr\u00f0um eina f\u00f3lki\u00f0 \u00ed blokkinni me\u00f0 eldh\u00faspl\u00f6tu \u00far marmara. \u00dea\u00f0 er engin skynsemi \u00ed \u00fev\u00ed. En \u00ed draumnum m\u00ednum er \u00fea\u00f0 marmari. Hann talar til m\u00edn eins og a\u00f0rar steintegundir gera ekki. \u00dea\u00f0 er s\u00f6ngur \u00ed honum. \u00cd draumnum legg \u00e9g eyra\u00f0 a\u00f0 bor\u00f0pl\u00f6tunni og hlusta.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

S\u00f6ngur.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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\u00c9g hef veri\u00f0 mun meira \u00ed eldh\u00fasinu eftir a\u00f0 \u00e9g h\u00e6tti \u00ed vinnunni. H\u00e6tti e\u00f0a sag\u00f0i upp, \u00fea\u00f0 fer eftir \u00fev\u00ed hvernig \u00fe\u00fa l\u00edtur \u00e1 \u00fea\u00f0. Formlega var \u00feetta \u201egagnkv\u00e6mt samkomulag.\u201c \u00c1st\u00e6\u00f0an var \u201esamskiptavandam\u00e1l\u201c eins og fyrrverandi yfirma\u00f0ur minn or\u00f0a\u00f0i \u00fea\u00f0. \u00c9g held \u00fea\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fd\u00f0i a\u00f0 henni hafi ekki l\u00edka\u00f0 vi\u00f0 mig, fyrrverandi yfirmanni m\u00ednum. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Hva\u00f0 sem \u00fev\u00ed l\u00ed\u00f0ur var ni\u00f0ursta\u00f0an s\u00fa a\u00f0 \u00e9g f\u00e9kk greiddan uppsagnarfrest og hefur \u00feess vegna ekki legi\u00f0 \u00e1 a\u00f0 finna n\u00fdja vinnu. \u00dea\u00f0 hefur reynst m\u00e9r mikilv\u00e6gt fyrir mig, a\u00f0 geta leyft m\u00e9r a\u00f0 vera heima me\u00f0 sj\u00e1lfum m\u00e9r og fara yfir st\u00f6\u00f0una. \u00c9g m\u00e6li raunar me\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00feetta geri sem flestir \u00e1 nokkurra \u00e1ra fresti. A\u00f0 b\u00f6\u00f0last ekki \u00ed gegnum \u00e6vina eins og hverja a\u00f0ra akkor\u00f0st\u00f6rn \u00e1n \u00feess a\u00f0 staldra nokkurn t\u00edmann vi\u00f0. \u00c1n \u00feess a\u00f0 hugsa um hva\u00f0 skipti m\u00e1li. \u00c9g er ekki tr\u00faa\u00f0ur ma\u00f0ur, en ef \u00e9g v\u00e6ri \u00fea\u00f0 myndi \u00e9g sj\u00e1lfsagt l\u00edta \u00e1 \u00feennan greidda uppsagnarfrest sem gj\u00f6f fr\u00e1 alm\u00e6ttinu. Hvort sem hann er \u00fea\u00f0 e\u00f0a ekki hef \u00e9g \u00e1kve\u00f0i\u00f0 a\u00f0 vera \u00feakkl\u00e1tur, \u00e9g l\u00edt \u00e1 \u00feetta sem t\u00e6kif\u00e6ri og \u00e1skorun til a\u00f0 vinna \u00ed sj\u00e1lfum m\u00e9r.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Til d\u00e6mis hef \u00e9g hla\u00f0i\u00f0 ni\u00f0ur n\u00fdju appi \u00ed s\u00edmann sem telur hitaeiningar \u00ed mat. Ma\u00f0ur sl\u00e6r inn hva\u00f0 ma\u00f0ur \u00e9tur \u00ed hverri m\u00e1lt\u00ed\u00f0 og hversu miki\u00f0, tv\u00f6 hundru\u00f0 gr\u00f6mm kj\u00faklingabringur, \u00ferj\u00e1r me\u00f0alst\u00f3rar gulr\u00e6tur, k\u00e1lbla\u00f0, ein matskei\u00f0 af dressingu, og svo framvegis. Appi\u00f0 leggur \u00e1 m\u00f3ti fram uppl\u00fdsingar um hversu margar kalor\u00edur ma\u00f0ur hefur innbyrt og sty\u00f0st \u00ed \u00feeim efnum vi\u00f0 heljarinnar gagnagrunn sem \u00fea\u00f0 er tengt vi\u00f0. Appi\u00f0 telur manni jafnframt til tekna ef ma\u00f0ur hreyfir sig, fer \u00ed leikfimi e\u00f0a bara gengur fram og til baka. S\u00edminn telur skrefin sem ma\u00f0ur tekur og \u00feegar ma\u00f0ur fer yfir \u00e1kve\u00f0inn skrefafj\u00f6lda m\u00e1 ma\u00f0ur bor\u00f0a fleiri kalor\u00edur, f\u00e6r ver\u00f0laun, d\u00e1l\u00edti\u00f0 eins og \u00ed t\u00f6lvuleik. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00deessi st\u00fad\u00eda m\u00edn hefur au\u00f0vita\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 \u00ed f\u00f6r me\u00f0 s\u00e9r a\u00f0 \u00e9g er n\u00e1nast \u00f6llum stundum \u00ed eldh\u00fasinu a\u00f0 vigta mat og r\u00fdna \u00ed uppskriftir, l\u00e6ra a\u00f0 sj\u00f3\u00f0a k\u00edn\u00f3a \u00feannig a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 s\u00e9 eitthva\u00f0 brag\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed e\u00f0a baka p\u00f6nnuk\u00f6kur \u00far h\u00f6frum og ban\u00f6num \u00ed sta\u00f0inn fyrir hveiti. \u00c9g geri r\u00e1\u00f0 fyrir a\u00f0 markmi\u00f0 flestra sem nota appi\u00f0 s\u00e9 \u00feyngdartap. \u00deannig er \u00fea\u00f0 kynnt, \u00fea\u00f0 \u00e1 a\u00f0 hj\u00e1lpa manni a\u00f0 l\u00e9ttast. Og \u00fev\u00ed ver\u00f0ur ekki neita\u00f0, \u00e9g hef lagt af \u00fe\u00f3tt \u00fea\u00f0 ver\u00f0i ekki sagt a\u00f0 \u00e9g hafi veri\u00f0 feitur. \u00dea\u00f0 sem \u00e9g hef \u00fe\u00f3 frekar \u00e1huga \u00e1 er \u00feyngdarstj\u00f3rn<\/em>, a\u00f0 \u00f6\u00f0last yfirs\u00fdn yfir hva\u00f0 \u00e9g set ofan \u00ed mig og ekki skoppa upp og ni\u00f0ur \u00ed \u00feyngd eins og hvert anna\u00f0 dufl. Inntaka f\u00e6\u00f0u hefur ekki bara \u00e1hrif \u00e1 t\u00f6lurnar \u00e1 vigtinni og hvernig ma\u00f0ur l\u00edtur \u00fat \u2013 heldur ekki s\u00ed\u00f0ur \u00e1 \u00fea\u00f0 hvernig manni l\u00ed\u00f0ur. Og \u00fear me\u00f0 hva\u00f0 ma\u00f0ur gerir, hva\u00f0a \u00e1kvar\u00f0anir ma\u00f0ur tekur, b\u00e6\u00f0i st\u00f3rar og sm\u00e1ar. Hver ma\u00f0ur er. \u00dea\u00f0 er st\u00f3rlega vanmeti\u00f0 \u00ed n\u00fat\u00edmasamf\u00e9lagi. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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\u00deegar ma\u00f0ur ver st\u00f3rum hluta dagsins \u00ed eldh\u00fasinu byrjar ma\u00f0ur a\u00f0 taka eftir hlutum sem ma\u00f0ur gaf engan gaum \u00e1\u00f0ur. Af hverju er vaskurinn ekki undir glugganum? \u00de\u00e1 getur ma\u00f0ur horft \u00fat \u00ed gar\u00f0 me\u00f0an ma\u00f0ur skolar af diskunum. Af hverju er eldav\u00e9lin ekki n\u00e6r \u00edssk\u00e1pnum, ef ma\u00f0ur skyldi \u00feurfa a\u00f0 n\u00e1 \u00ed eitthva\u00f0 \u00far k\u00e6li me\u00f0an ma\u00f0ur brasar \u00e1 p\u00f6nnunni? Af hverju er eldh\u00fasplatan svona ne\u00f0arlega? Er \u00fea\u00f0 af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 s\u00f6gulega s\u00e9\u00f0 eru eldh\u00fas h\u00f6nnu\u00f0 me\u00f0 konur \u00ed huga og \u00fe\u00e6r eru almennt l\u00e1gvaxnari en karlar? \u00cd s\u00f6gulegu samhengi eru karlar n\u00fdfarnir a\u00f0 hasla s\u00e9r v\u00f6ll \u00ed hinu \u00edslenska fj\u00f6lskyldueldh\u00fasi. Getur veri\u00f0 a\u00f0 h\u00f6nnun eldh\u00fassins taki ekki mi\u00f0 af l\u00edkama karlmannsins? Hver segir a\u00f0 hlutirnir eigi a\u00f0 vera eins og \u00feeir hafa alltaf veri\u00f0? Af hverju eru upp\u00fevottav\u00e9lar alltaf haf\u00f0ar ni\u00f0ri \u00e1 g\u00f3lfi? Sl\u00e1ni eins og \u00e9g \u00fearf a\u00f0 beygja mig ni\u00f0ur til a\u00f0 ra\u00f0a diskunum. \u00dea\u00f0 er ekki n\u00f3gu gott fyrir baki\u00f0. \u00dea\u00f0 f\u00e6li auk \u00feess \u00ed s\u00e9r vinnusparna\u00f0 a\u00f0 hafa upp\u00fevottav\u00e9lina upp \u00e1 bor\u00f0i \u00fear sem \u00e9g g\u00e6ti ra\u00f0a\u00f0 beint inn \u00ed hana og ra\u00f0a\u00f0 beint upp \u00far henni \u00ed sk\u00e1pana \u00e1n \u00feess a\u00f0 beygja mig. Hvernig getur sj\u00f3narhorn karlmannsins b\u00e6tt eldh\u00fasi\u00f0? Fyrir b\u00e6\u00f0i kyn. Fyrir \u00f6ll kyn. \u2013 \u00deetta segi \u00e9g sem jafnr\u00e9ttissinni. \u00dea\u00f0 er jafnr\u00e9ttism\u00e1l a\u00f0 karlma\u00f0urinn l\u00e1ti sig eldh\u00fasi\u00f0 og innvi\u00f0i \u00feess var\u00f0a. En \u00fe\u00e1 \u00fearf honum l\u00edka a\u00f0 l\u00ed\u00f0a eins og hann s\u00e9 velkominn \u00fear.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2042<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00dea\u00f0 hefur \u00f3neitanlega skapa\u00f0 spennu \u00e1 heimilinu a\u00f0 \u00e9g hafi ekki enn fundi\u00f0 m\u00e9r n\u00fdtt starf. Konan m\u00edn vir\u00f0ist ekki treysta \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00e9g komist \u00fat \u00e1 vinnumarka\u00f0inn og hefur b\u00e6tt vi\u00f0 sig vinnu, tekur a\u00f0 s\u00e9r allar aukavaktir sem henni bj\u00f3\u00f0ast. \u00deetta hefur \u00fea\u00f0 au\u00f0vita\u00f0 \u00ed f\u00f6r me\u00f0 s\u00e9r a\u00f0 heimilisst\u00f6rfin falla flest m\u00e9r \u00ed skaut, \u00ferif, matarger\u00f0, umhir\u00f0a barna. \u00deegar konan m\u00edn er \u00e1 anna\u00f0 bor\u00f0 heima er h\u00fan of \u00fereytt til a\u00f0 gera neitt nema gl\u00e1pa \u00e1 sj\u00f3nvarpi\u00f0. Ef \u00e9g hef or\u00f0 \u00e1 \u00feessu vi\u00f0 hana ver\u00f0ur h\u00fan stygg og byrjar a\u00f0 tala um afborganir. Heldur h\u00fan a\u00f0 \u00e9g viti ekki um \u00fe\u00e6r? Heldur h\u00fan a\u00f0 \u00e9g hafi ekki \u00e1hyggjur l\u00edka? Hvernig eiga draumar okkar a\u00f0 r\u00e6tast ef \u00fea\u00f0 eru ekki til peningar? \u00c9g er ekki \u00ed afneitun hva\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 var\u00f0ar. \u00c9g kann a\u00f0 meta a\u00f0 h\u00fan t\u00e6kli reikningana me\u00f0an \u00e9g er tekjulaus, en vil l\u00edka a\u00f0 h\u00fan sj\u00e1i hva\u00f0 \u00e9g geri \u00e1 heimilinu me\u00f0an h\u00fan er \u00fati. H\u00fan \u00fearf ekki a\u00f0 \u00feakka m\u00e9r fyrir, bara a\u00f0 sj\u00e1 \u00fea\u00f0 og bera kennsl \u00e1 a\u00f0 framlag mitt skiptir m\u00e1li. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Stundum festist \u00e9g \u00ed hringr\u00e1s neikv\u00e6\u00f0ra hugsana, festist \u00ed a\u00f0 hugsa um til hvers \u00e9g s\u00e9 a\u00f0 leggja \u00feetta \u00e1 mig. Af hverju \u00e9g s\u00e9 a\u00f0 \u00fevo \u00fevott sem ver\u00f0ur jafn\u00f3\u00f0um sk\u00edtugur aftur, af hverju \u00e9g s\u00e9 a\u00f0 rembast vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 taka til \u00feegar \u00fea\u00f0 s\u00e9r aldrei h\u00f6gg \u00e1 vatni, af hverju \u00e9g s\u00e9 a\u00f0 ganga fr\u00e1 \u00ed eldh\u00fasinu og \u00feurrka af bor\u00f0inu \u00feegar a\u00f0rir heimilismenn ganga um eins og skepnur \u00ed st\u00edu. Og uppsker ekki einu sinni \u00feakkl\u00e6ti.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00c9g hef sett disk \u00ed v\u00e9l og fundi\u00f0 um lei\u00f0 sterka l\u00f6ngun til a\u00f0 g\u00e1 \u00e1 s\u00edmann minn, eins og hann h\u00e9ldi einhvers konar skr\u00e1 um heimilisst\u00f6rf sem \u00e9g sinni, og a\u00f0 tilsettu marki n\u00e1\u00f0u fengi \u00e9g einhvers konar ver\u00f0laun. Sem hann gerir au\u00f0vita\u00f0 ekki. \u00deess h\u00e1ttar app er ekki til.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00c6tli \u00feetta s\u00e9 ekki spurning um a\u00f0 stilla af v\u00e6ntingar. \u00c9g \u00fearf a\u00f0 breyta \u00fev\u00ed hvernig \u00e9g horfi \u00e1 \u00feetta, \u00e6fa mig \u00ed \u00fev\u00ed. \u00c9g \u00fearf a\u00f0 \u00e1tta mig \u00e1 a\u00f0 ver\u00f0launin leynast \u00ed verkna\u00f0inum sj\u00e1lfum: ver\u00f0launin eru a\u00f0 f\u00e1 a\u00f0<\/em> inna verkin af hendi. A\u00f0 f\u00e1<\/em> a\u00f0<\/em> eiga fj\u00f6lskyldu. A\u00f0 f\u00e1 a\u00f0<\/em> eiga skyldum a\u00f0 gegna. A\u00f0 f\u00e1 a\u00f0<\/em> gleyma s\u00e9r \u00ed hversdagslegu amstri. \u00dea\u00f0 eru ver\u00f0launin.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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\u00cd draumnum m\u00ednum \u00e1 fj\u00f6lskyldan margar samverustundir \u00ed eldh\u00fasinu. Vi\u00f0 s\u00f6fnumst saman kringum eldh\u00faseyjuna eins og langeld, n\u00e6rumst saman, b\u00e6\u00f0i \u00e1 l\u00edkama og s\u00e1l, t\u00f6lum saman hl\u00fdtt og innilega. Og \u00feegar b\u00f6rnin eru farin a\u00f0 heiman ver\u00f0um vi\u00f0 tv\u00f6 \u00fearna, \u00e9g og konan m\u00edn. \u00dea\u00f0 er \u00fea\u00f0 sem \u00e9g s\u00e9 fyrir m\u00e9r.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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\u00c9g er kominn me\u00f0 nokku\u00f0 g\u00f3\u00f0a mynd af \u00fev\u00ed \u00ed huganum hvernig eldh\u00fasi\u00f0 okkar \u00e1 a\u00f0 l\u00edta \u00fat. En \u00e9g vil ekki afla tilbo\u00f0a fyrr en myndin er or\u00f0in alveg sk\u00fdr. \u00dea\u00f0 \u00e6tti \u00ed sj\u00e1lfu s\u00e9r ekki a\u00f0 vera miki\u00f0 m\u00e1l a\u00f0 panta a\u00f0ila heim til a\u00f0 m\u00e6la eldh\u00fasr\u00fdmi\u00f0. Sennilega g\u00e6ti \u00e9g leyst \u00fea\u00f0 sj\u00e1lfur. F\u00e1 svo s\u00e9rfr\u00e6\u00f0ingana \u00ed b\u00fa\u00f0unum til a\u00f0 teikna \u00feetta upp. Flestar b\u00fa\u00f0irnar bj\u00f3\u00f0a upp \u00e1 \u00feess h\u00e1ttar \u00fej\u00f3nustu. \u00dea\u00f0 er meira a\u00f0 segja h\u00e6gt a\u00f0 sj\u00e1 \u00fea\u00f0 \u00e1 nokkurs konar lj\u00f3smynd hvernig n\u00fdja eldh\u00fasi\u00f0 kemur til me\u00f0 a\u00f0 l\u00edta \u00fat. Fyrir mig, kaupandann, er \u00feetta \u00fe\u00e1 bara spurning um a\u00f0 velja efni og liti, kannski h\u00f6ldur. Sk\u00e1parnir koma \u00ed st\u00f6\u00f0lu\u00f0um einingum, pl\u00f6turnar eru saga\u00f0ar til \u00e1 verkst\u00e6\u00f0i. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

En af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 hugmyndir m\u00ednar samr\u00e6mast ekki \u00feeim st\u00f6\u00f0lum sem b\u00fa\u00f0irnar vinna \u00fat fr\u00e1 \u00feyrfti \u00e9g a\u00f0 fara a\u00f0ra lei\u00f0. Helst myndi \u00e9g vilja teikna \u00feetta upp sj\u00e1lfur en skortir kunn\u00e1ttu til \u00feess. \u00deyrfti helst a\u00f0 f\u00e1 einhvern sni\u00f0ugan smi\u00f0 til a\u00f0 hj\u00e1lpa m\u00e9r. E\u00f0a kannski er til einhvers konar teikniforrit sem er svo einfalt a\u00f0 jafnvel apakettir eins og \u00e9g geta nota\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0. M\u00e9r finnst mikilv\u00e6gt a\u00f0 \u00e9g komi a\u00f0 bor\u00f0inu me\u00f0 eins sk\u00fdra hugmynd og m\u00f6gulegt er \u00e1\u00f0ur en \u00e9g legg inn p\u00f6ntun og allt fer af sta\u00f0. \u00dea\u00f0 er skilvirkara og minni h\u00e6tta \u00e1 a\u00f0 \u00e9g \u00feurfi a\u00f0 gera m\u00e1lami\u00f0lanir.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Au\u00f0vita\u00f0 hef \u00e9g fari\u00f0 \u00ed b\u00fa\u00f0irnar, \u00feessar helstu, sko\u00f0a\u00f0 mig um. S\u00fa sem m\u00e9r l\u00edst best \u00e1 selur \u00fe\u00fdskar innr\u00e9ttingar og er nokku\u00f0 d\u00fdr. \u00dea\u00f0 sem \u00e9g kann einna best vi\u00f0 er hversu \u00e1hugalaust starfsf\u00f3lki\u00f0 er um mig. Oftast er enginn \u00fearna nema \u00f6nug kona \u00e1 m\u00ednu reki sem situr vi\u00f0 t\u00f6lvu n\u00e1l\u00e6gt innganginum, starir \u00feungb\u00fain \u00e1 skj\u00e1inn eins og henni lei\u00f0ist agalega a\u00f0 vera \u00fearna. Fyrstu skiptin sem \u00e9g kom spur\u00f0i h\u00fan hvort h\u00fan g\u00e6ti a\u00f0sto\u00f0a\u00f0 mig, en n\u00fa er h\u00fan farin a\u00f0 \u00feekkja mig og veit a\u00f0 \u00e9g vil bara f\u00e1 a\u00f0 vera \u00ed fri\u00f0i innan um innr\u00e9ttingarnar. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00cd \u00f6\u00f0rum b\u00fa\u00f0um rekur starfsf\u00f3lki\u00f0 upp st\u00f3r augu \u00feegar \u00e9g str\u00fdk innr\u00e9ttingunum en h\u00fan vir\u00f0ist skilja af hverju \u00e9g \u00fearf a\u00f0 gera \u00fea\u00f0, l\u00e6tur \u00fea\u00f0 \u00ed \u00fea\u00f0 minnsta ekki trufla sig \u00e1 nokkurn h\u00e1tt. \u00dea\u00f0 er mikilv\u00e6gt fyrir mig a\u00f0 f\u00e1 n\u00e6\u00f0i til a\u00f0 upplifa efni og \u00e1fer\u00f0ir. Sm\u00e1atri\u00f0in. Hvernig sk\u00faffa dregst \u00fat. Hva\u00f0 heyrist. \u00cd \u00feessari b\u00fa\u00f0 er g\u00f3\u00f0 hlj\u00f3\u00f0vist, \u00fea\u00f0 er \u00fe\u00f6gult; konan vir\u00f0ist ekki k\u00e6ra sig um a\u00f0 hafa kveikt \u00e1 \u00fatvarpi, auk \u00feess sem \u00fea\u00f0 er sjaldnast nokkur annar \u00fearna en \u00e9g og h\u00fan, \u00feannig a\u00f0 ekki er \u00f3n\u00e6\u00f0i af \u00f6\u00f0ru f\u00f3lki. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00cd draumnum m\u00ednum geng \u00e9g inn \u00ed \u00feessa b\u00fa\u00f0, \u00feessa sem selur \u00fe\u00fdsku innr\u00e9ttingarnar, b\u00fd\u00f0 g\u00f3\u00f0an daginn og skelli teikningunum \u00e1 bor\u00f0i\u00f0 hj\u00e1 konunni. Konan l\u00edtur yfir g\u00f6gnin, sl\u00e6r eitthva\u00f0 inn \u00ed t\u00f6lvuna, hr\u00f3sar vinnubr\u00f6g\u00f0unum, segist sjaldnast f\u00e1 svo vandvirka k\u00fanna, gott ef \u00fea\u00f0 \u00f6rlar ekki \u00e1 sjalds\u00e9\u00f0u brosi. Svo gefur h\u00fan m\u00e9r ver\u00f0 \u00ed \u00feetta, h\u00fan hefur hent inn g\u00f3\u00f0um afsl\u00e6tti, auk \u00feess sem \u00e9g \u00fearf ekki a\u00f0 borga fyrir teikningu og h\u00f6nnun \u2013 \u00e9g hef s\u00e9\u00f0 um \u00fea\u00f0 sj\u00e1lfur. Ver\u00f0i\u00f0 er vel undir tveimur millj\u00f3num. Afhendingart\u00edminn er l\u00edka me\u00f0 hagfelldasta m\u00f3ti. \u00cd draumnum gerist \u00feetta oftast svona. Allt gengur upp.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00de\u00f3 kemur \u00fea\u00f0 fyrir, einkum ef er \u00e9g illa upp lag\u00f0ur e\u00f0a n\u00e6 af einhverjum \u00e1st\u00e6\u00f0um ekki a\u00f0 einbeita m\u00e9r eins vel og \u00e6skilegt v\u00e6ri, a\u00f0 draumurinn tekur a\u00f0ra og neikv\u00e6\u00f0ari stefnu. B\u00fa\u00f0arkonan gaumg\u00e6fir teikningarnar, jafn alvarleg \u00e1 svip og \u00feegar h\u00fan horfir \u00e1 t\u00f6lvuskj\u00e1inn. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201eGu\u00f0 minn g\u00f3\u00f0ur,\u201c segir h\u00fan. \u201e\u00de\u00fa hefur greinilega aldrei stigi\u00f0 f\u00e6ti inn \u00ed eldh\u00fas. Elsku karlinn.\u201c Eitthva\u00f0 \u00ed \u00fe\u00e1 veruna. Svo hl\u00e6r h\u00fan. \u201eUpp\u00fevottav\u00e9lin getur ekki veri\u00f0 uppi \u00e1 bor\u00f0inu.\u201c <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201eAf hverju ekki?\u201c spyr \u00e9g. \u00dea\u00f0 hefur \u00feykkna\u00f0 \u00ed m\u00e9r. \u00c9g kann ekki vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 s\u00e9 tala\u00f0 svona vi\u00f0 mig. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201eUpp\u00fevottav\u00e9lin \u00fearf a\u00f0 vera \u00e1 g\u00f3lfinu. H\u00fan er of \u00feung til a\u00f0 vera upph\u00e6kku\u00f0.\u201c <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201eEr \u00fea\u00f0 ekki bara spurning um undirst\u00f6\u00f0ur, a\u00f0 hafa n\u00f3gu \u00feungan s\u00f6kkul?\u201c segi \u00e9g. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

H\u00fan svarar \u00fev\u00ed ekki, finnst greinilega ekki taka \u00fev\u00ed. \u00c9g veit ekki hvernig h\u00fan k\u00e6mi or\u00f0um a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed, en h\u00fan myndi einhvern veginn gefa \u00ed skyn a\u00f0 \u00e9g hef\u00f0i ekki vit \u00e1 \u00feessu af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00e9g er karl. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201e\u00dea\u00f0 vill svo til a\u00f0 \u00e9g vinn langflest h\u00fasverkin \u00e1 m\u00ednu heimili,\u201c segi \u00e9g. \u201eFyrir utan gar\u00f0verkin. Sem eiga s\u00e9r au\u00f0vita\u00f0 sta\u00f0 \u00fati og flokkast \u00fev\u00ed t\u00e6plega sem h\u00fasverk.\u201c <\/p>\n\n\n\n

H\u00fan segir eitthva\u00f0 eins og a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 s\u00e9 alveg eftir okkur k\u00f6rlunum a\u00f0 vorkenna okkur. \u201eKarlar f\u00e1 a\u00f0 gera n\u00e1kv\u00e6mlega allt sem \u00fe\u00e1 langar til. Ef \u00feeim dettur \u00ed hug a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e1 langi til a\u00f0 elda endrum og sinnum, leggja \u00feeir undir sig eldh\u00fasi\u00f0 eins og hverja a\u00f0ra n\u00fdlendu. Ef \u00feeir nenna ekki a\u00f0 elda \u00fearf konan a\u00f0 sinna \u00fev\u00ed.\u201c <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201e\u00dea\u00f0 er ekki m\u00edn upplifun,\u201c myndi \u00e9g segja. \u201eKarlar \u00feurfa a\u00f0 gera allt, \u00fev\u00ed ef karl bi\u00f0ur konu s\u00edna \u2013 s\u00e9 hann \u00ed samb\u00fa\u00f0 me\u00f0 konu \u2013 um a\u00f0 taka til hendinni, \u00fe\u00e1 er hann til\u00e6tlunars\u00f6m karlremba. Hann \u00fearf \u00fev\u00ed b\u00e6\u00f0i a\u00f0 sinna hef\u00f0bundnum kvennast\u00f6rfum \u2013 taka til, vaska upp, \u00fer\u00edfa, \u00fevo \u00fevott \u2013 og hef\u00f0bundnum karlast\u00f6rfum \u2013 skr\u00fafa upp snaga, losa st\u00edflur, lappa upp \u00e1 rei\u00f0hj\u00f3l, og svo framvegis. \u00c9g \u00fearf a\u00f0 vera b\u00e6\u00f0i konan og karlinn, me\u00f0an konan m\u00edn, hin l\u00edffr\u00e6\u00f0ilega kona, vinnur frameftir og horfir \u00e1 gl\u00e6pa\u00fe\u00e6tti \u00ed sj\u00f3nvarpinu.\u201c <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201eEkki \u00fea\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00feetta s\u00e9u karla<\/em>st\u00f6rf og kvenna<\/em>st\u00f6rf,\u201c dettur m\u00e9r \u00ed hug a\u00f0 b\u00e6ta vi\u00f0. \u201e\u00deetta eru einfaldlega st\u00f6rf<\/em>, \u00feeim \u00fearf a\u00f0 sinna.\u201c <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00deegar h\u00e9r er komi\u00f0 s\u00f6gu \u00ed draumnum hef \u00e9g yfirleitt alls enga stj\u00f3rn lengur \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed sem gerist. \u00c9g stend andsp\u00e6nis b\u00fa\u00f0arkonunni eins og \u00fevara, fullur efasemda um a\u00f0 \u00e9g geti sta\u00f0i\u00f0 vi\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 sem \u00e9g hef sagt. E\u00f0a s\u00e9 \u00f6llu heldur eftir \u00fev\u00ed hvernig<\/em> \u00e9g sag\u00f0i \u00fea\u00f0, finnst \u00e9g kannski hafa veri\u00f0 of aggress\u00edvur \u00ed t\u00f3ni, beinl\u00ednis \u00f3gnandi. \u00cd draumnum langar mig a\u00f0 rj\u00faka \u00fat en geri \u00fea\u00f0 ekki. Hugsa um a\u00f0 bi\u00f0jast afs\u00f6kunar, geri \u00fea\u00f0 heldur ekki.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00cd sumum \u00fatg\u00e1fum draumsins stendur b\u00fa\u00f0arkonan skyndilega upp, teygir sig eftir jakkabo\u00f0ungunum m\u00ednum og dregur mig a\u00f0 s\u00e9r, rekur tunguna upp \u00ed mig. \u00deetta er au\u00f0vita\u00f0 ekki r\u00f6kr\u00e9tt atbur\u00f0ar\u00e1s mi\u00f0a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 sem \u00e1 undan hefur gengi\u00f0 en \u00feetta er n\u00fa eftir allt saman draumur. \u00dea\u00f0 er ekki gott brag\u00f0 af konunni, eins og h\u00fan hafi ekki bor\u00f0a\u00f0 neitt \u00feann daginn, ekki l\u00e1ti\u00f0 neitt ofan \u00ed sig nema kaffi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00de\u00f3 a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 s\u00e9 \u00f3vi\u00f0eigandi og mig langi ekki beinl\u00ednis til \u00feess kyssi \u00e9g hana til baka. \u00cd \u00f6fgakenndari \u00fatg\u00e1fum draumsins f\u00e6rist leikurinn yfir \u00ed eina af s\u00fdningarinnr\u00e9ttingunum. A\u00f0 hennar \u00f3sk hj\u00e1lpa \u00e9g henni upp \u00e1 eldh\u00fasbekkinn sem er \u00fdmist \u00far tr\u00e9 e\u00f0a steini eftir \u00fev\u00ed hver g\u00e1llinn er \u00e1 m\u00e9r. Svo hneppi \u00e9g fr\u00e1 bl\u00fassunni, f\u00e6ri hana \u00far buxunum og hef vi\u00f0 hana samr\u00e6\u00f0i. \u00deetta gerist me\u00f0 \u00fdmsum tilbrig\u00f0um, einkum hva\u00f0 var\u00f0ar stellingar, \u00fe\u00f3 a\u00f0 \u00ed megindr\u00e1ttum spilist \u00feetta yfirleitt alltaf nokkurn veginn svona.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

M\u00e9r finnst \u00e9g ekki \u00feurfa a\u00f0 segja konunni minni fr\u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00e9g hafi hugsa\u00f0 \u00feetta. \u00de\u00e1 s\u00ed\u00f0ur konunni \u00ed b\u00fa\u00f0inni. \u00deetta er minn draumur. \u00dea\u00f0 \u00fearf ekki a\u00f0 ska\u00f0a neinn \u00fe\u00f3 a\u00f0 \u00e9g \u00edmyndi m\u00e9r svona nokku\u00f0. \u00c9g er ekki beinl\u00ednis stoltur af \u00fev\u00ed en skammast m\u00edn ekki heldur. \u00deetta er mitt m\u00e1l. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Engu a\u00f0 s\u00ed\u00f0ur birtist konan m\u00edn stundum \u00ed fantas\u00edunni, h\u00fan er sem sagt pers\u00f3na \u00ed draumnum \u00fe\u00f3tt h\u00fan viti ekki af \u00fev\u00ed sj\u00e1lf. H\u00fan kemur inn \u00ed eldh\u00fasi\u00f0 af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 h\u00fan \u00e1 \u00feanga\u00f0 eitthvert erindi, \u00e6tlar a\u00f0 n\u00e1 \u00ed eitthvert \u00e1hald e\u00f0a setja disk \u00ed vaskinn, kemur \u00feannig a\u00f0 okkur, m\u00e9r og b\u00fa\u00f0arkonunni. H\u00fan hefur ekki \u00ed hyggju a\u00f0 skakka leikinn, segist raunar alls ekki vilja trufla. \u00dea\u00f0 truflar mig samt a\u00f0 h\u00fan s\u00e9 \u00fearna. \u00c9g spyr hana af hverju h\u00fan skilji diskinn eftir \u00ed vaskinum, hvort h\u00fan vilji ekki bara kl\u00e1ra a\u00f0 skola af honum og setja hann \u00ed upp\u00fevottav\u00e9lina. E\u00f0a hva\u00f0 heldur h\u00fan a\u00f0 gerist? Hver heldur h\u00fan a\u00f0 eigi \u00e1 endanum eftir a\u00f0 ganga fr\u00e1 \u00feessu? \u00deessu svarar h\u00fan engu. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Stundum hef \u00e9g reynt a\u00f0 gera konuna m\u00edna a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e1tttakanda \u00ed atlotunum milli m\u00edn og b\u00fa\u00f0arkonunnar. En \u00fea\u00f0 virkar einhvern veginn ekki heldur. \u00dea\u00f0 er ekki afbr\u00fd\u00f0isemi e\u00f0a neitt sl\u00edkt; \u00fea\u00f0 bara eru hreinlega engir straumar \u00e1 milli okkar \u00feriggja \u00feegar h\u00e9r er komi\u00f0 vi\u00f0 s\u00f6gu. Auk \u00feess sem \u00fea\u00f0 er \u00e1 \u00feessum t\u00edmapunkti or\u00f0i\u00f0 mj\u00f6g \u00f3sk\u00fdrt hvort \u00feetta gerist \u00ed innr\u00e9ttingaversluninni e\u00f0a heima hj\u00e1 okkur, m\u00e9r og konunni minni, og af hverju starfskonan \u00ed innr\u00e9ttingaversluninni v\u00e6ri \u00fe\u00e1 komin \u00feanga\u00f0. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00deessi \u00f3sk\u00fdrleiki slekkur \u00ed m\u00e9r alla l\u00f6ngun. Fantas\u00edur \u00feurfa a\u00f0 vera n\u00e1kv\u00e6mar og upp a\u00f0 vissu marki raunh\u00e6far til a\u00f0 koma m\u00e9r til. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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\u00deannig l\u00fdkur draumnum. Hann bara fjarar \u00fat. Endar ekki beint. Hann \u00e1 vonandi eftir a\u00f0 taka \u00e1 sig sk\u00fdrari mynd eftir \u00fev\u00ed sem \u00e9g vinn meira \u00ed honum. Ma\u00f0ur getur alltaf b\u00e6tt sig.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Fri\u00f0geir Einarsson \u00cd n\u00f3tt dreymdi mig a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 hef\u00f0um fengi\u00f0 tilbo\u00f0 \u00ed n\u00fdja eldh\u00fasinnr\u00e9ttingu. Tilbo\u00f0i\u00f0 var yfir tuttugu millj\u00f3nir. M\u00e9r bl\u00f6skra\u00f0i \u00ed draumnum og var l\u00e9tt a\u00f0 vakna. Ef \u00fe\u00fa ert a\u00f0 lesa \u00feetta \u00ed framt\u00ed\u00f0inni \u00fearftu a\u00f0 vita a\u00f0 \u00feetta er f\u00e1r\u00e1nlega h\u00e1 upph\u00e6\u00f0. H\u00fan er \u00fea\u00f0 allavega fyrir okkur, mig og konuna m\u00edna. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-555","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stelkur.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/555","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stelkur.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stelkur.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stelkur.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stelkur.is\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=555"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/stelkur.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/555\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":604,"href":"https:\/\/stelkur.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/555\/revisions\/604"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stelkur.is\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=555"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}